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Aid Demotivational Poster


HAHAHAHAHA - Let's face it, you'll probably be eaten by a lion anyway.


TAGS: aids black africa funny sweet
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
Forget Hell. The worst thing they can do is to reincarnate us! 5Ls!
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 12:34 am
LogicDude...Idont think there's an elevator that's goin straight to hell big enough for ALL of us that laughed at this! 5L from me as well!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 9:49 am
I'm going straight to Hell. 5L!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:44 am
LMAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:41 pm
this is terrible....what's worse is I laughed at it. Now I feel terrible about myself.......


SON... - I AM PROUD!


TAGS: admit you said it aww
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by kevinek30

Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:01 pm
I gave you 3ls, The Pic Is Nice, But the Text Is Just ****, this is just another look what i found, a good find, but still not a proper motifake.
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:37 am
Agreed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:27 am
Lame 1L


HEAVY DUTY -


TAGS: ****roach in a tube raid
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 12:55 am
Waid. kills Bugs dead
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 11:30 pm
Any commie worth his weight in beets should know what borscht is.
Verdeckt - August 27, 2011, 10:07 pm
You know what they say - You can beat an egg..
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
what's that?
ICEMAN - August 27, 2011, 9:21 pm
...borscht.


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


A GUIDE TO TYPEFACE FONT MEMES - Lesson 1: ARIEL


TAGS: mermaid memes
Rating: 4.74/5

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karlin - May 3, 2013, 11:09 pm
cool
Webwicked - May 3, 2013, 10:55 am
Brilliant!
coolgurl11 - April 11, 2013, 9:11 pm
lol so true love it 5ls
ughomer - January 4, 2013, 4:27 pm
TSI ~ you're too kind!!
TheSanityInspector - January 4, 2013, 1:26 pm
Genius!
EmilioDumphque - January 3, 2013, 11:00 pm
Technically, that's Ariel Oblique, not Italic.
MissPriss - January 3, 2013, 7:48 pm
Too good Ug! Can't wait to see what you create when you get to Franklin Gothic...hahaha!


MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.


TAGS: ariel the little mermaid mermaids walt disney princess princesses redhead
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by jalford

jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.


THE BOTTOM LINE -




BLONDES -


TAGS: blondes nuff said
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by culos

Fatt Matt - February 12, 2010, 1:38 pm
no headstand jokes? ok...
Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:39 pm
That looks like something from the movie, "Brazil."
Derek - December 1, 2009, 2:31 pm
That's wify's Xmas prezzie sorted.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 12:24 pm
I thought Unicorns were mythical beasts? 5 My-Little Ponies
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 10:55 am
What's wrong with this? I mean, it will give you some control when she's polishing your pole.
Shyanne - December 1, 2009, 10:44 am
god this is why I f***ing hate them!


SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.


TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

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Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?


TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: they said it couldnt be done
Rating: 4.83/5

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RoadJam - September 11, 2010, 5:06 pm
Those Japanese think of everything ^_^
Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:41 am
5 curry scented lions...
motinet - September 10, 2010, 8:06 am

Wow... look at the votes.. .going straight to the hall of fame
Curiosity - September 9, 2010, 8:20 pm
I don't believe it, it's gotta be shopped. 5 Lions
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 8:07 pm
5 cynical Lions
forseti - September 9, 2010, 7:00 pm
knew the joke (still funny), but with this pic it's awesome! 5 teeth
Testimus - September 9, 2010, 6:23 pm
Hahaha, I love it!!
frixxxx - September 9, 2010, 6:09 pm
5L of course
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:00 pm
My wife was looking over my shoulder *with shoe in hand* as I read this and dared me to laugh. So I gave it a 5 with a straight face and a snicker under my breath.
Airman - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
a wise man
GySgt1811 - September 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
5 from me, Airman. (I had to wait 'till the wife wasn't around.)
Reality Lord - September 9, 2010, 5:14 pm

lolz dude!...huge


PLANKING -


TAGS: stiff laid out too bad
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

forseti - July 25, 2011, 2:21 pm
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said "No, No, No"...


GREAT MOTHERS - Always leaving you with those wonderful childhood memories.


TAGS: great mothers no its not her fault i am afraid of cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

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Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!


WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !


TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the b***.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm
5L


THE RAIDERS - The only way they get a Super Bowl Ring is if McDonalds starts puting them in Happy Meals.


TAGS: raiders al davis sucks
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Mactavian

Bovee - January 22, 2010, 3:40 pm
Sad but true. Oh look a Jack A** and a P.O.S. you decide which is which.


SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.




STUPIDITY -


TAGS: sooner or later the bill gets paid
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 23, 2010, 7:49 pm
And most of the time self-perpetuating. 5L
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:47 pm
Great one, sick! Showin' your motifake guns! 5L


HOMOSEXUALS -


TAGS: aids lemon
Rating: 1.86/5

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HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun


VICTORIAN ERA FREDDY MERCURY - Where's your G.O.D. now?


TAGS: god freddy mercury aids
Rating: 2.83/5

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BuZZbomb - July 12, 2009, 12:02 am
Abbreviated G.O.D.? g** Old Dude?
MO - July 11, 2009, 10:20 pm
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If he liked pusssy he'd still be with us!
dfdfffffffffffddddddfdfdf - June 2, 2009, 7:02 am
that looks more like an Elizabethan era Freddy


THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO REHAB - And I said no, no, no ...


TAGS: amy winehouse rehab said no
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - July 25, 2011, 10:17 pm
It's truly a shame. I listened to her voice on U-Tube today. I had no idea her voice was so beautiful sounding.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Toes up...face down...One or the other
Alixian - July 25, 2011, 4:16 am
It is unfortunate that she died young, but if you look at her at the start of her career and look at her now, you'll see she threw her life away. No one forced her into drugs & drink.
AdmiralAckbar - July 25, 2011, 2:17 am
A tribute to the human condition.
Budog - July 24, 2011, 10:11 pm
Yeah, I am surprised they haven't found Lindsay Lohan toes up yet...
motinet - July 24, 2011, 9:05 pm

Kinda sad how you cant find a single person who didnt expect this to happen, and yet no one could stop it.


AFRAID - ONLY THE BRAVE WILL TAKE A SHIT! -


TAGS: afraid
Rating: 3.18/5

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MERMAIDS ARE SNEAKY -


TAGS: feas fodder mermaid stupid sea
Rating: 4.68/5

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CloudchaserS - March 15, 2012, 12:42 am
You say that like it would be a bad thing (joke)
holymoly - March 14, 2012, 3:52 pm
I think I must have dated a few mermaids.
carebear - March 14, 2012, 2:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Iconoclast - March 14, 2012, 2:30 pm
Yeah, watch out. That looks like a MALE mermaid hand coming out of the water.


DAMN STUPID -


TAGS: d*** stupid enough said mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:14 pm
This means you were not stupid...
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 4:14 am
I remember when nearly everyone was smarter than me. My, how times have changed!
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:22 pm
A person is smart and/or wise. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
mariand - December 8, 2011, 9:16 am
My opinion... smart and clever people are increasingly fewer... sounds pessimistic, I guess.
Bolverk37782 - December 8, 2011, 8:01 am
Not always, they can also become Politicians!!
Iconoclast - December 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
It is all part of the natural order of life. Those who are stupid get removed from the gene pool.


THE MEEK MAY INHERIT THE EARTH - But the bold will conquer the stars


TAGS: stars bold brave not afraid
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - September 18, 2011, 10:34 pm
Now I feel old, that was over 25 years ago!


GOOD CALL REF - Let's be honest, we didn't need instant replay to know that.


TAGS: raiders suck haha football
Rating: 2.83/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:37 pm
See, mooooo? If I was mexican, I wouldn't have given this poster a 5!


WHY I DRINK - Things Didn't Exactly Turn Out As I Planned


TAGS: best laid plans
Rating: 4.42/5

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johnnycee - July 3, 2016, 10:26 am
I guess you don't do this anymore. I sure do miss multiply. I Cr 13:8a
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 4:28 am
You drink because everyone hates you Retro..1L


Daughter -


TAGS: admit daughter afraid for monster
Rating: 4.94/5

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Doggit - May 8, 2013, 5:53 pm
He doesn't stand a chance.
Greeny - May 7, 2013, 6:17 pm
nice!


FEAR -




MEGALOMANIA -


TAGS: aprchallenge kool aid jonestown
Rating: 4.58/5

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Mongo - April 29, 2010, 11:24 am
Epic


WHAT IS THIS COSPLAY YOU SPEAK OF WOMAN? -




PHOTOBOMB - What was that girl in blue thinking???


TAGS: culos ph**obomb bridesmaid blue dress
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by culos

agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:14 pm
You can after a few glasses of champagne.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:02 pm
I love this poster...I dont love an underage maid of honor. ;)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:08 am

well, great minds...
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:05 am
Spoken like a true Greybeard :-)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:03 am

At this age...if I were single I don't think the virgin experience is waht I would want. I like a woman who knows herself & what she likes/wants.
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:01 am
What he said....for some reason my ex didn't appreciate it when I told her, she thought her sister was a saint
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:56 am

I met one who did, but when I was done...she didn't.
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:53 am
Never knew one that had the right to wear white.....
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

worn
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

well....the bride really shouldn't have wron white
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:44 am
Sounds like you were there. Care to elaborate?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:21 am

They purchased a roll of the dark blue, the one in light blue was last to be fitted, only had enough dark blue left to make her belt.
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:13 am
looks like the horse be scopen' da azz on that bridesmaid and thinkin'about a lap or two round her track


HALLOWEEN... AGAIN! - That means listening to Matt screaming "Oooooh Yeah!" over and over... Just gimme the Koolaid already...




SPIDERMAN - If word gets out, there goes his street credibility ...




CLAUSTROPHOBIA -




SICILIAN STRESS REDUCTION -


TAGS: aggy said his ansestors used this methodology
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:12 am
The last time death was this beautiful was when Farrah Fawcett died. 5L.
spacedog - January 5, 2010, 9:45 pm
Well done Bone, 5Ls.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:16 pm
It's more of a how-to pamphlet. 5 lions who ain't talkin'
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

love this, very thought provoking.


STATISTICS - They don't lie.


TAGS: mrs logicdude agrees with this and she said i do too
Rating: 4.19/5

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Ed-Hyde - March 12, 2010, 6:49 am
5L's cause my wife told me to. Thanks for making it brutally clear.
frixxxx - March 11, 2010, 4:26 pm
A PSA for all Single Guys..... Heed and Beware!
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 2:39 pm
LOL @ the tags


THE MERMAID -


TAGS: mermaid tale love fear tears
Rating: 3.96/5

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gas - January 13, 2012, 6:40 pm
wow thx RL. yep I wrote it, inspired in part by one of your posters :) (and too many fantasy readings I guess xD). **** I knew there had to be at least one spelling/grammatical error in it
Reality Lord - January 13, 2012, 5:48 pm

hugely fav'd. i haven't searched but i a**ume you wrote this? the barguys...it just got raised. 5L from me despite the one itty bitty error. :)
gas - January 13, 2012, 8:13 am
thanks Greeny
Greeny - January 12, 2012, 10:36 pm
wow - nice


CTHULHU - OH NOEZ!!!1




Yet Another Leaked Celebrity Photo -




DIAPER -




WHEN IN DOUBT - Blame the Kool-Aid man


TAGS: kool aid
Rating: 3.73/5

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KOOL-AID - Costing millions of dollars in public damages every year.


TAGS: kool aid
Rating: 3.72/5

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Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 1:38 pm
A precious needle in the haystack. 5Ls.
jetgod - September 21, 2009, 7:54 pm
A solid 5L score. My daughter saw it and snorted her laughter.


HONEY? DID THE TREE FIT? - It sure did hon, looks nice




COLLATERAL DAMAGE - If the cause is just the price is never too high--even for Kool-Aid Man, apparently.




FANCY DRESS - You just know you'll be one of the kool kids dressed like this


TAGS: kool aid man
Rating: 1.84/5
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 8:01 pm
Timmy/pop/joe/shark...please leave the internet to people with an IQ above 10. Go back in the swamp and find a nice snake or gator to play with.
joe - January 18, 2009, 12:56 pm
I love the way this geek is to afraid to make a funny comment when it comes to a black dude. This narrator must be a p****.
murderblade - December 17, 2008, 10:03 pm
it would be more believable if the kool-aid was purple.
Bulgy McPackage - July 29, 2008, 1:09 pm
You gotta love a costume that requires a beverage.


TALENTED -


TAGS: swimming your complaining is invlaid
Rating: 4.86/5

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Mirromere - December 12, 2010, 11:21 pm
Oh god so am I. Lol Funny!
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
That took me a second to get, but once I did...lol, evil, just evil. 5L
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 5:56 pm
LOL! 5L
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 12:29 pm
He reminds me of NEMO. I know I'm going to hell.


R.I.P AL DAVIS -




WALSH YOUR TROUBLES AWAY -




THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - should go to nukes


TAGS: i said it before
Rating: 4.21/5

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THE FASHION STATEMENT -


TAGS: better left unsaid humor
Rating: 4.2/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:59 am
is that a p5g ? :)


KITCHEN AID -


TAGS: kitchen aid prosthetics
Rating: 4.07/5

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Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 4:40 pm
ROR matt, im sure glad i wont be alone in hell!
Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 4:20 pm
d*** dude... hahahaha! Looks like he has a lacrosse game after this.
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 10:12 am
Why thank you grey. I always eff something up when i over think it or rush and in this case i did neither, so im just a bit retarded, thats all. Thanks guys
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:49 pm
I like that you didn't waver from your trademark ;) 5L
MrRandom - April 15, 2010, 8:16 pm
Soooooooooooooo terrible. 5l


MILITARY? - Only on Tuesdays Bro! Today is Sunday! Ice cream sunday!


TAGS: lt dan i got ice cream i said i got
Rating: 3.73/5

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Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:17 am
Moo+ is a straight pimp!
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:16 am
Mooooo? d***! I already owe TTH some serious back rent. Now I gotta pay you to?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 2:14 am
$29.99 *while supplies last.
MrRandom - October 20, 2009, 2:13 am
I believe Moooooooooooooo's still selling the video.
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:12 am
Meh...funny story...see there was this port call in Aruba, a midget and some clown shoes. There may be pics....
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:10 am
Really? So you're not head honcho yet?
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:05 am
Just understand that the views of MO don't always (usually never) coincide with the views of the USCG.......
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:04 am
Really? d***! This is better than a brochure.
MO - October 20, 2009, 1:58 am
And one day work weeks.....
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:22 pm
But only on Tuesdays!!


RAIDERS FANS - It looks like they've toned it done a bit in recent years




INTERVENTIONS -




I'M WIDE OPEN - That's What She Said




and it's one two three what are we fighting for? -


TAGS: vietnam not sure who saidthis
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - July 7, 2013, 3:40 pm
thx RL.. I could not remember who said it.. a common problem these days
lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 9:42 pm

I really love this one!~
Reality Lord - July 6, 2013, 10:38 am

edward r murrow quote. one of many that great man gave us.


God Bless The Economy -


TAGS: unemployed poor economy government aide nothing
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - September 4, 2013, 2:54 am
Well, I guess we had to put the wheat somewhere...;)And bands like the Guess Who are kinda cool...
MissPriss - September 4, 2013, 2:33 am
At least I'm not ashamed to let people know I come from Manitoba...or even Canada, unlike another canuck eh Steve? Prairies rock!
steve1961 - September 3, 2013, 5:25 pm
Don't worry. The rest of Canada sometimes forget that Manitoba exists as well. It's usually just the place that the snow plows pile up all of the snow from the rest of the country.
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 4:18 pm
Hey...what you guys down there do with a block of cheese is total out of my control...Obviously you've never tried Canadian cheddar...now there's something you don't want to f*ck with...bahaha!
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 3:56 pm
Brilliant Manitoban? They call people like me (Wisconsin, USA) a f*cking "Cheesehead" Pwissy!
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:46 pm
Callin' a Manitoban a Saskatchewan...well...hell boy ya better start a runnin'! But I'll still accept the 5L...teehee.
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 10:19 am
Brilliance on display from a Saskatchewan, 5L.


ALL IN THE FAMILY -




DRUNK CELEBRITIES -




Mondays -




"THE TALK" - The 'Birds and Bees' talk is never easy... And far less effective when you open with "son, your mom trapped me"


TAGS: she said she was on the pill
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - May 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
It was the truth...my ex wife and I were married less than 2 years and it was because she trapped me. After my son was born, I raised him as a single dad when she left us. Cubby don't lie son.
TheTrashHeap - May 22, 2010, 10:40 am
Someman7 perhaps you need a lesson on respecting your betters. Remember what Thumpers mother said... "if you can't say anything nice, Go f*** yourself!".
someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:54 am
Cubbybear: "LOL", you're an idiot dad then. But you're probably lying anyway.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 6:06 pm
Gosh all I got was "Go look it up on Google"
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
LMAO...5 "What you talkin' bout Dad.." poodles
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 7:57 pm
LOL...I actually told my son that
heathentod - May 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
I find pictures of herpes infested genitals from my college microbiology text most effective; I decided I'd wait until she was an adult to let her know about how mom tricked me. :)
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:44 am
Thanks, DSA!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 1:36 am
@#$%& brilliant!!! LOL
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:23 am
Ouch X 5.


SCREWING UP -


TAGS: if you don t learn from my mistakes then i am afraid no one will
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Sean

lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:31 pm
Great Sean. 5 beautiful sunsets
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:12 pm
Wonderful, 5Ls.
Sho - March 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Woot, Sean is back ^^
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 10:52 pm
It doesn't happen often enough anymore.
MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
Its a good night when I come online and Sean has made another poster. Another 5er.


TAILGATE PARTIES -


TAGS: tailgate parties raiders dancing
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
Magnificent.


PARTY ANIMAL -




YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!




DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME - Unless you have a maid...


TAGS: rake maid
Rating: 3.29/5

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mariand - July 27, 2012, 7:56 pm
I think the picture is awesome...and worth trying, even if I don't have a maid.


NASCAR DRIVER AIDS - Not all technology has to be expensive.


TAGS: nascar driver aids
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

Derek - February 7, 2010, 7:54 pm
@Cloud - You're all torque
Cloudchaser - February 7, 2010, 9:58 am
Put a Nascar Nextel Cup stocker in a tug of war with a Formula 1 or Indy Car and see what happens


TIMW -


TAGS: einstein said it
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Greeny - June 10, 2011, 6:57 am
I thought it was part of an Einstein-accent thing
the1stCOMMI3 - June 9, 2011, 11:27 pm
huh, you must be hitler 'cause your grammar nazi skills are amazing. Even I didn't notice that mistake when editing.
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:14 pm
Speeeling fail. Wake up people. 1L


FINLAND - Be afraid. Be very afraid.




REALITY -


TAGS: reality dream maiden teenage
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by angelous

crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 7:27 pm
Hey Aggy, how ya doin?
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:26 pm
It's only a temp ban... he'll be back to make it permanent, I'm sure.
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:17 pm
Hardly qualifies as a timmy... We've seen better.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 8:46 am
Were gonna need another Timmy!
rerun - July 30, 2010, 6:40 am

which is why it was rejected the 1st time.
pzykosiz - July 30, 2010, 4:03 am
i can't say i get this
rerun - July 30, 2010, 2:44 am

no worries angelous....this just supports the decision to no longer approve any of your submissions
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 11:04 pm
Going...going....
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 10:34 pm
angelous... tsk tsk. Voting yourself 5 Lions on this poster 5 times? No me gusto. Cagaste y saltaste en la caca.
angelous - July 29, 2010, 9:05 am
The reason why I submitted it again was that I did not get any reason about why the mod rejected this MF, then I decided to submit it again in order to know it... And surprise. Have a nice day.
rerun - July 29, 2010, 6:43 am

perfect example of what not to do. Good job A...let it get rejected and keep submitting it until approved. You have now made it to my "watch" list. I think you know where the door is, if not doon't worry. I will be showing it to you.


MISS GRACE VAN CUTSEM - So young.....So angry! DAMN THAT RAP-MUSIC!!!




RAID - It's for Ant and Roach, moron.


TAGS: raid
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Wheee

Truth - April 22, 2009, 8:00 pm
Since it's only for ants and roaches, why don't you spray some in your mouth to make sure?
Redneck Slayer - November 14, 2008, 9:31 am
Fred, I use the carb & choke cleaner + lighter method to kill spiders. So far I've only burnt down 4 houses!
fred - October 10, 2008, 4:33 pm
I use this stuff to kill spiders :/
shtoink - May 9, 2008, 2:01 am
if it will kill a roach it WILL kill anything else...
Roamer - May 8, 2008, 8:51 pm
O Rly!? Then why is Spiderman dead or incapacitated?


AIDS - Its all fun and games until you realize you have it


TAGS: aids
Rating: 2/5


FEAR - I'm AFRAID, I operate by FEAR most of the TIME!! I'm totally FEAR driven. "WHAT WAS THAT?!!"


TAGS: fera afraid coward bulls gang colors
Rating: 1.42/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

showmeone - April 1, 2011, 8:52 am
...and that's no bull !


Abstinence -


TAGS: can t get laid decides to becomes absence
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:03 am
Thanks, Gar.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 8:58 pm
you been layin' down some good one's, cynic
maoworks2 - March 4, 2014, 4:06 pm
Very Good 5 Lonely L's.


A Man says Nothing, Others Disagree -




NICE HAT -


TAGS: thoreau said it best rerun
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

rerun - December 20, 2012, 7:30 pm

Hey, that's my "Gilligan" hat
Airman - December 20, 2012, 6:12 pm
ditto on the lol
mariand - December 20, 2012, 5:40 pm
lol
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:30 am
That rerun, what a fashion plate
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 7:12 am
Greeny ~ what a hoot!!


Reduce the Wine -




Afraid of the Lights -


TAGS: afraid dark electricity afraid lights
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Ism

MashiMashi - May 21, 2013, 8:54 pm
I'm afraid of h**-water, lights just paint the ceiling glossy white


Innuendos -


TAGS: innappropriate innuendos hard she said
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oldsod - May 22, 2014, 6:23 pm
Isn't an innuendo an Italian suppository?


Healing -




Masochist -




HE KEPT LOOKING -


TAGS: father said calendar wasted life
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mariand - April 2, 2012, 3:39 pm
I may know someone just like that...


public fountains -




customer service -


TAGS: customer service employees underpaid overworked
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 17, 2013, 11:01 pm
And it's not just Walmart. I worked for TJX, and I've never seen a company treat their employees with such vicious, backhanded, treatment, beginning with empty promises. It was an utter nightmare.
lgvernon - October 17, 2013, 12:17 pm

I dunno, guys. I've been shopping at Wally World for many years and I have never been met with anything less than enthusiastic a**istance. I can't imagine what it would be like to work in a warehouse-sized job site, walking miles each day, for so little.
fgd051943 - October 17, 2013, 11:34 am
Gosh! If you don't like your job, the pay, or the benefits, quit and go somewhere else to work. It's not like you didn't know all this when you started to work there. Short version:If you don't like where you are, go somewhere else that would have you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 17, 2013, 1:16 am
Their laziness is due to what I call the "cold war strike." They're paid crappy wages, they give lousy customer service; employers subtract work hours, employees subtract customer service. So, at one time, they might've been, but not anymore :-D
GaryO - October 16, 2013, 7:51 pm
My exact thoughts. I s'pose Walmart has some hard workers, but overworked (?)
RetiredUSNChief - October 16, 2013, 7:00 pm
Nice. But I'm really having difficulty with the "overworked" part with respect to a Walmart employee. I mean, really...


BAD MOTIFAKES -




WAR STORIES -


TAGS: bombing raid perspective
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Reality Lord - December 28, 2010, 9:48 pm

lolz


THE A-1 SKYRAIDER. - Because no one ever got close air support by calling in Twilight Sparkle.


TAGS: the a 1 skyraider
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

premiumgrade - December 21, 2013, 9:40 pm
Not the factory, Josh, the carrier CVA-63. She flew sorties daily. 9 months - 37 aircraft lost. Sky raiders (A-1Hs) would come back full of holes. The jets didn’t come back if they got nailed. We carried F4Bs, A6As, RA5Cs, A3Bs & A4Cs.
nicholsjoshua15 - December 21, 2013, 4:40 pm
You worked at the factory? Cool! Yeah, they were tough as nails, can't tell you how many times these bada*s birds saved my uncle. Weren't they the US's last propeller driven combat aircraft. Thanks for the coment.
premiumgrade - December 17, 2013, 9:04 am
We had them on Kittyhawk in 65. They’d come back full of holes, but they still flew. They were one tough birds.
renpsu - October 10, 2013, 7:31 pm
Greatest CAS bird ever (OK. maybe that should go to the A-10 Warthog or the Il-2 Shturmovik, but I had my personal tail end saved vy SPADs in SEA back in Seventy)


Opinions -




PRIDE - COMES BEFORE A FALL. THE BAND-AID COMES AFTERWARDS.




Phobia -




ANGRY MOD -


TAGS: sweep maid mob parody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

Reality Lord - May 17, 2011, 4:44 pm

meh...who's angry? and wash your d*** hands RR.
rerun - May 6, 2011, 10:20 am

I'm so happy I could sh!t....that reminds me...gotta go


CUCUMBERS -




Busted! -




IDOL WORSHIP - IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!!


TAGS: idol indiana raiders ark
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by ELIBOMTAB66

EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2013, 1:43 am
"the idols eyes began to wink and blink. He said 'Hold on, Jim, give me time to think!'"


FORTUNATE EVENTS -


TAGS: at long las my love has come well said she s close
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 9:05 pm
Thanks, AK. Sean... I've heeded that advice since you posted it. (saved me a lot of money on styptic pencils).
Arrogant Knight - June 21, 2009, 12:09 am
Whoa, dude. Brilliant. 5.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 11:53 pm
Just get to her before that roving band of homocidal sanpping turtles ... that's very important. You dig?


FRENCH WINE -




GET FIT - when you can count 5 ribs, it's anorexia nervosa


TAGS: fir gatoraid dance fail anorexia
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by jimnc

VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:23 pm
Could be a problem If I always eat big meals and still see my heartbeat everyday.
twill1962 - August 15, 2011, 9:01 pm
IF that is the serratus anterior, then where are the pectoralis majoris and the rectus abdominis? I really don't think it's all that healthy to be that thin.
jedimonk - August 15, 2011, 4:00 pm
acctually the role of that muscle group is to a**ist in rotational motion of the torso, ergo a dancer would produce a well developed serratus. Nevertheless, his lack of body fat does produce the muscular definition so the initial posit is partially true
jimnc - August 15, 2011, 3:31 pm
If that's the serratus anterior muscle group, then it has been poorly ph**oshoped. They should not be round and pronounced like that.
jedimonk - August 15, 2011, 3:05 pm
That would be the serratus anterior muscle group.
jimnc - August 15, 2011, 2:35 pm
How can Gatoraid sponsor this?


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